A Fight with Donnie Orange Over the Fate of the Fractured Kingdom
These days in the kingdom, the plague is still taking lives but the people seem to be getting back to normal. Shops are re-opening, beaches have goers, and there is a looming presidential election.
The last year has been rough on President Orange. Being investigated for near treason, being impeached, and now the plague. Markets are crazy, there’s no toilet paper and the people are screaming to go outside. While being outside, I may add.
Six months out from the election, and Donnie Orange is taking a bashing by the people’s press, the people and everyone in between. He still holds a strong base that are loyalist but he’s up against a real challenger. #TheWashedVP. The Washed VP is a real player. He’s been around for years waiting patiently for his chance to reign over the kingdom. Twelve years ago he was outdone by the Lady of Clintons, whose family’s filthy past needs no further explanation and the dazzling young prince. Who valiantly saved their flailing conference with a presidential win of the kingdom. His name, Barack. The first black king this kingdom had ever seen. He was magnificent. He wowed crowds, women fainted. His voice boomed to the heavens. Eloquent and intellectual. A king who cared for the people. He had his flaws Donnie Orange would say. The kingdom had become weak. The people need strength to ward off other provinces from taking advantage of the kingdom.
Four years ago, Donnie Orange won his election over the Lady of Clintons. She was too known, her family too known. The truth of the Clintons is almost as bad as the rumors. So in stunning fashion, the businessman Donnie Orange, became King. So now enters The Washed VP. He can barely string a sentence together, he’s creepy, and just recently been accused of “touching” a woman years ago. But, he is in the race. His ramblings, incoherent. He has cover, though. Donnie Orange’s handling of the plague has been bad. Inconceivably bad. Horribly, lowdown, dirty, no good, bad. Donnie Orange once even suggested for the people to intake disinfectant to treat the raging plague.
The Washed VP is still in it. He just has to let Donnie Orange go down in flames by being himself. Polls are tight. Can The Washed VP keep under raps just how ill-equipped for the job he is? Or, will he say something wrong? Until next episode of “The Washed VP”.