5 Things The Pandemic Is Karma For
Because this sh!t came from somewhere…
- Vegans
- Man Wigs
- Women’s Behavior(wigs, hotgirl summer, bad fake bodies)
- Tom Brady in Tampa
- R Kelly & Bill Cosby love
Vegans, because no one likes them anyway and they mess up the natural order of Life. Man Wigs, that sh*t is unbelievable. Which was the first mf’er to decide he was gonna glue a rug to the top of his head? Wow. Then we get to Women’s Behavior, this sh*t’s gotta stop. Ho’ing through the summer, He done me wrong, he doesn’t appreciate me memes all winter. And Tom Brady in orange? How the f*c* did that happen? Must have been tired of looking at Belichik’s press conferences. Then we get to R Kelly and Pil…Bill Cosby. Everyone stuck with R Kelly right to the end. It’s understandable, the man’s a genius musically(but can’t read, allegedly). A really foul person, though. And what about Bill? You defended a serial rapist by saying “white people do it, too”. Excuse me? This n*g**, drugged and “touched” forty women, allegedly. Go to jail, n*g**.